I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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