she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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