Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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