He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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