just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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