im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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