What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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