I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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