You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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