He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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