areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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