try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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