That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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