I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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