i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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