she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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