$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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