we have officially lost it.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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