if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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