You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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