Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
