You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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