LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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