You're so nebulous sometimes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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