I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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