She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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