i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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