Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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