erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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