yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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