Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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