as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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