you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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