Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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