The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You are the jesus of drinking
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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