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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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