pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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