Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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