so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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