belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
