i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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