no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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