Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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