Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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