sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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