Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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