why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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