Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
