Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize