is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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