matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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