The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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