he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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