Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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