She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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