Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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