How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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