But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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