Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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